There is a little known fact that some of our drink specials can work wonders on an attitude adjustment….for instance A “Saucy Jack” – Gosling’s Black Rum, cock N bull ginger beer, fresh lime. Oh and tonight step into a spinning time machine to hear
Post Punk, New Wave, Disco, and The Funk of Forty Thousand Years from DJ I HEART YOU …..10pm – 2:15am
… and if you have seen it all then you haven’t seen a CRIME AGAINST NATURE W/ D.J. WHISKER FRICTION.
All that’s required is being thirsty and hungry for Root Beer Schnapps and San Francisco Sandal Rock + Drink Specials and King Tots. 10pm to 2am.
If you didn’t make it in yesterday, we’ll just turn back the clock and say it’s SUNDAY on A MONDAY.
TODAY from 12pm – 7p.m. Bottomless Mimosas, $3 Well Drinks, $1.50 pints of PBR! Pancake breakfast $1 a cake!
*TONIGHT* 10PM – 2 AM I DARE YOU TO COME and see for yourself.
Look… you get your ass here, we’ll take care of the rest and if you need some good loving when you get here… D.J. I HEART U will slip Post Punk, New Wave, Disco, and The Funk of Forty Thousand Years in your ear …..10pm – 2:15am
Come get your tickler tickled as he nuzzles up to your ear with Root Beer Schnapps and San Francisco Sandal Rock from CRIME AGAINST NATURE W/ D.J. WHISKER FRICTION. Drink Specials and the world renowned King Tots! TONIGHT 10pm – 2:15 am…
Coming up at NOON…nurse your hangover you got from happy hour all day yesterday, nursing your hangover from our 40th year party.
Bottomless Mimosas, $3 Well Drinks, $1.50 pints of PBR! Pancake breakfast $1 a cake!
12:00 PM – 7:00 PM Every Monday from noon until 7p.m.
Nurse your hangover from yesterdays/last nights Matador 40th anniversary party.
HAIR OF THE DOG right now with Recession Sundays at The Matador !
HAPPY HOUR ALL DAY Open to Close – $3 well drinks, $5 pitchers/$1.50 pints of PBR. Food and drink specials as well. FREE POOL AND JUKEBOX OPEN
Dearest Matadorians,
On Saturday September 17′th The Matador will be celebrating it’s 40 year anniversary with an all day and night party planned in pure Matador excessive and debauched style. The party is set to begin at 12 noon and will kick off with the original red hot one man band Frankfurter and The Hot Dogs. A perfect Rock ‘n’ Roll tribute to These Guys All Natural, High Quality Smoked Meats who will be catering the event with their amazing S.E. food cart grub. Prepare to unleash your inner Rock Star cause Karaoke Fro Hell hits our non existent stage at 3p.m. sharp and they need your love to achieve ultimate success. Master of Ceremonies Angelo Puccinelli will triumphantly return to The Matador and will be bringing a giant ball of trix with him. Bag Night! Portland Organic Wrestling Featuring Bonesperm vs. Elvis The Destroyer, as well as other surprises. Datyime festivities will be rounded out with seven piece Mariachi VIVA MEXICO, the sonic sounds of psychedelic superheroes The Sexywaterspiders, and magic by our beloved bearded reprobate Jed. As if this was not enough fun for any one person I proudly announce THE 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF MARICON’! Yes, our amazing night for “Homos and their Homies” is in it’s terrible 2′s and we still love em. Featuring “Tranny Hip Hop Phenoms” Chi Chi & Chonga, and D.J.’s Moisti, SHreddie, Meow, IL Comino, and Trans Fat the night will surely leave you with a joyous feeling in your mind, body, soul, and pants! We Love YOU Portland! Can’t wait to see you all on the 17′th
TONIGHT – Read peoples minds, to see how dirty their thoughts can be after hearing music from “Psychic City”.
Tonight 10pm -2:15am.
Dance records for the end of days….AT THE MATADOR BAR